Fortune Teller (Neville) Went to the fortune teller Had my fortune read I didn't know what to tell her I had the dizzy feeling in my head Then she took a look at my palm She said sonny your fields out of wong She looked into her crystal ball And said you're in love I said I couldn't that be so I'm not passion with the girls I know She said when the next one arrives You'll be looking into her eyes I left there in a hurry Looking forward to my big surprise The next day I discovered That the fortune teller told me a lie I hurried back down to that woman As mad as I could be I told her I didn't see nobody Why'd she make a fool out of me Then something struck me As if it came from up above While looking at the fortune teller I fell in love Now I'm a happy fellow Well I'm married to the fortuen teller We're happy as we can be Now I get my fortune told for free Now I'm a happy fellow Well I'm married to the fortune teller We're happy as we can be And I get my fortune told for free