Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man (Phelge) well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown la well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown la but i'd much rather be on a boardwalk on broadway well i'm sitting here thinkin just how sharp i am well i'm sitting here thinkin just how sharp i am i'm an under assistant west coast promo man well i promo groups when they come into town well i promo groups when they come into town well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down well i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am well i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am i'm a necessary talent behind ev'ry rock and roll band i'm sharp